Hey girl. Unlike Amazon Web Services, I’ve got 100% uptime.  (And here’s Techcrunch for more on what’s going on…)
Hey girl.  I’m sorry Sean Parker didn’t reply to your really nice email asking him to join your advisory board.  Let’s make some hot cocoa and browse AngelList. 
Hey girl. I’m sorry no one replied to your thoughtful comment on Techcrunch.  Let’s get some ice cream and talk about market saturation.