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Hey girl. Unlike Amazon Web Services, I’ve got 100% uptime.  
(And here’s Techcrunch for more on what’s going on…)

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Hey girl.  I’m sorry Sean Parker didn’t reply to your really nice email asking him to join your advisory board.  Let’s make some hot cocoa and browse AngelList. 

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Hey girl. I’m sorry no one replied to your thoughtful comment on Techcrunch.  Let’s get some ice cream and talk about market saturation.