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Hey girl.  I know it’s been a while but I noticed you updated your website. That just updates my love. 

And in other news, I have completely overhauled my website for more pleasure and better sensation. 

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Hey girl, I’m hungry.  Can I be your +1 at a Girl Geek Dinner?

Submitted by Sukrutha Raman Bhadouria for Bay Area Girl Geek Dinners.  (definitely does compute!)

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Hey girl.  Calling out systemic sexism within tech needs to be done by the whole community.  And that’s the kind of callout validator we really need.

SVRG responds to this and this

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Hey girl.  Don’t you worry about Facebook flagging your Tumblr as “potentially harmful.” It just means you are on the right track.  I’ll always have your back, girl.  


And Facebook, I’m flipping you the ASCII bird for flagging my other blog because of this.

„I„ 

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Hey girl.  I really miss seeing you around the office.  Without you, my heart feels like a failed hard drive… nothing can fill the empty space. 

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Hey girl.  Censorship can ruin a magic moment.  STOP SOPA. 

Please call and write your representative.

Here is more SVRG on SOPA.

To clarify for those who seem to be confused, censorship of RG’s private parts isn’t actually an issue of SOPA (I was being clever and strategic with the well-known “censorship” black-out banner). However, my use of the photographic film still and your reblogging it falls squarely within SOPA territory.  So please click that representative link above and speak out against SOPA. 

 <!— lian —>

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Hey girl.  Oh, your whiteboard is full?

Here, use my chest. 

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Hey girl.  I’m sorry your product designer quit and now you’re stuck learning AutoCAD.  Let’s get creative. 

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Hey girl.  I’m sorry Facebook Timeline resurfaced old photos from when you hated your bangs.  To me, your beauty is timeless.

Thanks for the submission from Katherine Corner!  Want to submit too? Here are the guidelines

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Hey girl.  Congratulations on closing.  How about I close these drapes and we get down to the business of cuddling?

(Happy Birthday to my friend, partner, and flawless closer Mary Shenouda!!)