The creator behind SVRG wrote a play about VIDEO GAMES! Help her produce the show in SF and NYC! #gamertainment
Hey Girl. Happy Anniversary. Let’s leverage some cuddling to optimize this celebration. 
(Yes, SVRG is one year old today. Thank you to everyone who has followed, shared, liked, and been a part of this.)
Hey girl. Unlike Amazon Web Services, I’ve got 100% uptime.  (And here’s Techcrunch for more on what’s going on…)
Hey girl. Being cold-emailed by a company asking you to mention their brand in your tech-related Tumblr is amusing. But I think it’s great you only reference companies you have direct personal experience with.  That’s what makes you special. 
Hey girl. You should totally follow my band on  That last post was for you.  
(He has a band too?! Is there no limit to his awesomeness?!)
Hey girl. I’m sorry you went on vacation and for 2 weeks you got 60 emails a day marked “urgent.” It’s only because you are so important.
Hey girl. I know you’re stressed about launching your social media campaign.  But don’t you worry. I know it’s going to be
(thanks to Team for their help!)
Hey girl. I’m sorry your engineer missed your EOD Friday deadline and now you have to wait until Monday to QA test. I’m sure we can find a way to get your mind off of it. ;)
Hey girl. It’s too bad my LinkedIn password was hacked.  I really enjoyed logging in with “mygirlrocks.”
Hey girl.  I know it’s been a while but I noticed you updated your website. That just updates my love. 
And in other news, I have completely overhauled my website for more pleasure and better sensation.