Hey girl. I know you’re stressed about launching your social media campaign.  But don’t you worry. I know it’s going to be Awe.sm
(thanks to Team Awe.sm for their help!)
Hey girl.  I’m sorry you spent all that time learning Actionscript and then got a job in mobile.
Hey girl.  Have I told you lately how much I love your perfectly indented code inside every set of braces?
Hey girl.  I’m really sorry your new app idea didn’t “impress” the hackathon judges. You impress me just by smiling.