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Hey girl.  I know it’s been a while but I noticed you updated your website. That just updates my love. 

And in other news, I have completely overhauled my website for more pleasure and better sensation. 

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Hey girl.  Don’t you worry about SOPA.  Our love will never be censored.  

(But your websites will be. So please call your representative.)

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Hey girl.  Leaving before you wake up in the morning is like pulling out the USB without ejecting it properly.  I just feel so lost. 

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Hey girl.  I’m sorry Google is autocorrecting your domain name rendering your site unsearchable.  Let’s have some wine and come up with a workaround.  

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Hey girl.  I promise I’ll always send an error report if your site crashes.  I know how helpful that is.  

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Hey girl.  I really appreciate your passion for cross-browser compatibility.