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Hey girl.  I know it’s been a while but I noticed you updated your website. That just updates my love. 

And in other news, I have completely overhauled my website for more pleasure and better sensation. 

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Hey girl. I’m sorry no one replied to your thoughtful comment on Techcrunch.  Let’s get some ice cream and talk about market saturation. 

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Hey girl.  I’m really sorry your new app idea didn’t “impress” the hackathon judges. You impress me just by smiling.

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Hey girl.  I know how much you hate vaporware so I’m not going to bother you until I have a functioning demo.  

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Hey girl.  I know we’re only at the seed round but I feel like we could take this all the way to acquisition. 

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Hey Girl.  I’m about to go IPO. Let’s take advantage of the quiet period.

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Hey girl. This database needs a lot of maintenance but I can run those SQL scripts later. I’d rather cuddle now.