Hey girl. I love it when you hardcode because I know it’s absolute.
Hey girl. Have I told you lately how much I love your perfectly indented code inside every set of braces?
Hey girl. I promise I’ll always send an error report if your site crashes. I know how helpful that is.
Hey girl. I really appreciate your passion for cross-browser compatibility.
Hey girl. I’m really sorry your new app idea didn’t “impress” the hackathon judges. You impress me just by smiling.
Hey Girl. Sometimes it seems like you’re speaking Ruby and I’m speaking Python. But in the end I know we are expressing the same algorithms.