Silicon Valley Ryan Gosling

The creator behind SVRG wrote a play about VIDEO GAMES! Help her...

lianamaris — Sat, 04 May 2013 16:46:00 -0700

The creator behind SVRG wrote a play about VIDEO GAMES! Help her produce the show in SF and NYC! http://igg.me/at/vgm/ #gamertainment

Hey Girl. Happy Anniversary. Let’s leverage some cuddling...

lianamaris — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 21:04:04 -0800

Hey Girl. Happy Anniversary. Let’s leverage some cuddling to optimize this celebration.

(Yes, SVRG is one year old today. Thank you to everyone who has followed, shared, liked, and been a part of this.)

Hey girl. Unlike Amazon Web Services, I’ve got 100%...

lianamaris — Mon, 22 Oct 2012 15:41:00 -0700

Hey girl. Unlike Amazon Web Services, I’ve got 100% uptime.
(And here’s Techcrunch for more on what’s going on…)

Hey girl. Being cold-emailed by a company asking you to mention...

lianamaris — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 17:32:00 -0700

Hey girl. Being cold-emailed by a company asking you to mention their brand in your tech-related Tumblr is amusing. But I think it’s great you only reference companies you have direct personal experience with. That’s what makes you special.

Hey girl. You should totally follow my band on Songbird.me....

lianamaris — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 10:57:00 -0700

Hey girl. You should totally follow my band on Songbird.me. That last post was for you.

(He has a band too?! Is there no limit to his awesomeness?!)

Hey girl. According to a 2012 college graduate, no one over 25...

lianamaris — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 16:28:10 -0700

Hey girl. According to a 2012 college graduate, no one over 25 should be a social media manager. Let’s reminisce about how smart we were when we were 25.

Hey girl. I’m sorry you went on vacation and for 2 weeks...

lianamaris — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 16:14:00 -0700

Hey girl. I’m sorry you went on vacation and for 2 weeks you got 60 emails a day marked “urgent.” It’s only because you are so important.

Hey girl. I know you’re stressed about launching your...

lianamaris — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 16:37:34 -0700

Hey girl. I know you’re stressed about launching your social media campaign. But don’t you worry. I know it’s going to be Awe.sm

(thanks to Team Awe.sm for their help!)

Hey girl. I’m sorry your engineer missed your EOD Friday...

lianamaris — Sat, 09 Jun 2012 22:40:00 -0700

Hey girl. I’m sorry your engineer missed your EOD Friday deadline and now you have to wait until Monday to QA test. I’m sure we can find a way to get your mind off of it. ;)

Hey girl. It’s too bad my LinkedIn password was hacked. I...

lianamaris — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 14:24:59 -0700

Hey girl. It’s too bad my LinkedIn password was hacked. I really enjoyed logging in with “mygirlrocks.”

Hey girl. I know it’s been a while but I noticed you...

lianamaris — Thu, 31 May 2012 14:29:00 -0700

Hey girl. I know it’s been a while but I noticed you updated your website. That just updates my love.

And in other news, I have completely overhauled my website for more pleasure and better sensation.

Hey girl, I’m hungry. Can I be your +1 at a Girl Geek...

lianamaris — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 14:34:00 -0700

Hey girl, I’m hungry. Can I be your +1 at a Girl Geek Dinner?

Submitted by Sukrutha Raman Bhadouria for Bay Area Girl Geek Dinners. (definitely does compute!)

Hey girl. Calling out systemic sexism within tech needs to be...

lianamaris — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 10:18:00 -0700

Hey girl. Calling out systemic sexism within tech needs to be done by the whole community. And that’s the kind of callout validator we really need.

SVRG responds to this and this.

Hey girl. Don’t you worry about Facebook flagging your...

lianamaris — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:46:00 -0800

Hey girl. Don’t you worry about Facebook flagging your Tumblr as “potentially harmful.” It just means you are on the right track. I’ll always have your back, girl.

And Facebook, I’m flipping you the ASCII bird for flagging my other blog because of this.

„I„

lianamaris: Valentine’s Day vs Women 2.0 Conference Women 2.0...

lianamaris — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:11:16 -0800

lianamaris:

Valentine’s Day vs Women 2.0 Conference

Women 2.0 Conference is on Feb 14 at the Computer History Museum, Mountain View, CA! Get out there!

Hey girl. I really miss seeing you around the office. Without...

lianamaris — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:08:00 -0800

Hey girl. I really miss seeing you around the office. Without you, my heart feels like a failed hard drive… nothing can fill the empty space.

The End of a Micro Era: When to Quit That Meme

lianamaris — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 12:21:00 -0800

By Lian Amaris, author of #SVRG, for The Next Web

Finding a new meme is like those first few dates with someone you just met and are really into: you laugh all the time, you’re excited about everything they do, you want to hear every word they have to say. If you really like them, you are checking back with them constantly, giving them all of your attention, and telling your friends about how great they are. But soon, their stories get a little repetitive; they start to lose your attention, and you might even start to look elsewhere for other attractive offerings…

CONTINUE READING on THE NEXT WEB

Hey girl. Censorship can ruin a magic moment. STOP...

lianamaris — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 22:03:00 -0800

Hey girl. Censorship can ruin a magic moment. STOP SOPA.

Please call and write your representative.

Here is more SVRG on SOPA.

To clarify for those who seem to be confused, censorship of RG’s private parts isn’t actually an issue of SOPA (I was being clever and strategic with the well-known “censorship” black-out banner). However, my use of the photographic film still and your reblogging it falls squarely within SOPA territory. So please click that representative link above and speak out against SOPA.

Hey girl. Oh, your whiteboard is full? Here, use my chest.

lianamaris — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 02:17:35 -0800

Hey girl. Oh, your whiteboard is full?

Here, use my chest.

Hey girl. I’m sorry your product designer quit and now...

lianamaris — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 01:52:24 -0800

Hey girl. I’m sorry your product designer quit and now you’re stuck learning AutoCAD. Let’s get creative.