Hey girl. I really miss seeing you around the office. Without you, my heart feels like a failed hard drive… nothing can fill the empty space.
By Lian Amaris, author of #SVRG, for The Next Web
Finding a new meme is like those first few dates with someone you just met and are really into: you laugh all the time, you’re excited about everything they do, you want to hear every word they have to say. If you really like them, you are checking back with them constantly, giving them all of your attention, and telling your friends about how great they are. But soon, their stories get a little repetitive; they start to lose your attention, and you might even start to look elsewhere for other attractive offerings…
Hey girl. Censorship can ruin a magic moment. STOP SOPA.
To clarify for those who seem to be confused, censorship of RG’s private parts isn’t actually an issue of SOPA (I was being clever and strategic with the well-known “censorship” black-out banner). However, my use of the photographic film still and your reblogging it falls squarely within SOPA territory. So please click that representative link above and speak out against SOPA.
Hey girl. Oh, your whiteboard is full?
Here, use my chest.
Hey girl. I’m sorry your product designer quit and now you’re stuck learning AutoCAD. Let’s get creative.